Friday, February 28, 2025
mars in cancer, my 11th house
I'm excited about my cast iron skillet.
I'm excited about my purple crockpot.
I'm excited about my red ladle.
I'm not from El Salvador but I'm making pupusas.
I'm opening windows.
I'm burning sage and blue incense.
I'm doing everything that needs to be done.
Thursday, February 27, 2025
Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Tuesday, February 25, 2025
Monday, February 24, 2025
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Thursday, February 20, 2025
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Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Monday, February 17, 2025
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Saturday, February 15, 2025
Friday, February 14, 2025
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Wednesday, February 12, 2025
CLEAN SMOKE FREE PET FREE HOME
Here's my unpopular opinion.
Cigarette smoke and pets are disgusting.
The smoke from sage and incense is okay in moderation.
There are people, many people, who think it's okay
to have cigarette smoke, cats and dogs in a house.
No comprende.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
Monday, February 10, 2025
Sunday, February 9, 2025
Saturday, February 8, 2025
Friday, February 7, 2025
DEATH COMES
Death comes for us all.
The bell tolls for us all.
Am I telling you anything you couldn't
learn from Elmo or Cookie Monster?
Buy eggs. Break them.
You have to break eggs to make cookies.
Let's have a tea party on Mars.
All the cool fuckers will be there.
Gary Gilmore knew what the fuck
was up in taco town.
Don't play coy with muerte.
Look it in the eye as the cowbell clangs.
So sexy.
So romantic.
So Wuthering Heights.
Maybe it was a prophetic dream I had
in 2008 while living in the crack whore shack
in Nederland, Texas.
I needed and needed and did not have.
So in the dream I was with all these Mexicans
in a warehouse similar to Walmart
but without all the shit
and when my name was called
and I was standing on the loading dock
facing the border patrol pigs with the rifles
aimed in my direction
I spread my arms, said, "Make pretty red berries."
Death was nada.
I was liberated at long last
soaring over El Rio Grande.
The point ain't to make it to 100.
Chuck Norris will confirm this
and so would Lane Frost
and so would Luke Perry.
Joe Pachinko!
Save me a seat in the karaoke lounge
that never closes.
Thursday, February 6, 2025
Wednesday, February 5, 2025
Tuesday, February 4, 2025
Trash Will Continue
View photos of hot Ukrainian ladies.
View videos of hungry Latinas.
Grow your penis.
Grow your portfolio.
Manifest your specific person.
Be an alligator about it.
Eat. Gobble. Consume.
None of this matters.
Karma is a construct.
Be as nasty as you want to be.
God won't notice.