Friday, September 1, 2023
UNFORTUNATELY
I am not Kim Kardashian.
I am not Holly Madison.
I am not Pamela Anderson.
Also.
I am not Charles Bukowski.
I am not Jack Kerouac.
I am not Raymond Carver.
Iowa Writers can eat my ass
and call it breakfast.
Hollywood can eat my ass
and call it brunch.
Random House can eat my ass
and call it gluten free keto friendly
orgasms forever
because Prince Harry is God
and Elon Musk is making everything
feel better for the restless peanut gallery
strung out on Great Value row.
Bull fucking shit motherfucker.
Artist Formerly Known as Prince
is God forever
and don't you
fucking
forget it.
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