Wednesday, July 29, 2026

MASTERED THE UNIVERSE

 
I put my sophomore effort together yesterday and when I woke up this morning David told me he put it up on Bandcamp. Happy fucking Full Moon in Aquarius! What the fuck are laurels and why would I rest on them? I don't get out much and I don't feel like sitting around working jigsaw puzzles, spying on random fuckerbutts, watching the latest trash on whatever. I don't have any pets. I don't have a monster truck or a golf cart. I spent 53 years of my life in the United States and have burned every bridge but one. So this is how I spend my time, creating noise and art and books like my ass is on fire. It kind of is. 

 

Saturday, July 25, 2026

SUPER CHERRY EXTRA xxx $9 xxx

 
Today I awoke from a weird dream that included Tommy Lee and Courtney Love to thrilling news from my best friend/lover/future & forever husband, David (Aries sun Gemini moon Capricorn rising Mars in Aquarius Mercury & Venus in Pisces). "Super Cherry Extra," my debut album, is available for $9 at Bandcamp. I made cassettes last year and tried to sell them at a poetry event in Toledo with less than optimal results. But that was Scorpio season. Never try to sell cassettes during Scorpio season. No, the way to go is selling your debut album in Leo season (the moon is in Sagittarius and Mercury is direct in Cancer) as a digital download. I already have enough material for three or four more albums but I'm thinking about going into an actual studio for the next album because damn it, I'm a rock star now. We will celebrate, David and I, by walking to our favorite grocery store on the south end of the island and buying cans of peas. 
 
Happy Sabado, goddamn it. Saturday is sponsored by Saturn, my favorite planet. It is well with my soul.