QUIVERING QUIM

 SEX HELPS THE WRITING PROCESS.

KARMA SEXTILE ORGASM DEATH

We will be married SOON 
and that is all you need to 
know about me.

JIZZ MASTER

Hi. I'm horny. I'm having the best sex of my life on WhatsApp. This will soon be intensified considerably when I actually meet my WhatsApp BFF in the flesh in Heathrow (that's an airport in London, yo) in three fucking weeks. Don't hate. Masturbate.

MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

Kiss my Texas ass.
I finally found my perfect husband.
Gracias, Saturn.

Gracias. 

moon is at 22 degrees capricorn

listening to these songs
until the words flow 

VENUS is FRIDAY

Venus is Friday even now.

 

Venus is Friday forever. 

ROCK OF LOVE TRANSCRIPTION

"In true Bret Michaels fashion here's the way the party went: I grabbed my cheap boombox and mic'd it up with my PA mics and the party rolled."

"Lacey is a nasty mean dumb fucking cunt bitch."

"Lacey is a complete crazy psychotic cold-hearted bitch."

"Do you really want a girlfriend who's known for blow jobs?"

"Lacey's just a fuckin' dirty sneaky whore and she looks like a man, she looks like she's possessed by Devil, she's just a freak."

"Brandy's kind of a tomboy, you know. She's one of those girls that can change your tire and at the same time you want to have sex with her. That's a win win."

"Lacey just sucks at life."

"I really really like Sam a lot but she's kind of bipolar."

"She's just here because she wants to say she fucked a rock star or at least gave him a blow job, hence the name Blow Job Brandy."

"Watching him perform onstage I feel even closer to him than I ever did before. You know, he's just so powerful, the songs are so powerful, and I get to see him as a musician."

"They just started grabbing bottles and chugging. These girls are going along with the band members trying to act cool or something. I'm not about to do that because I actually want to spend time with Bret. I don't want to get all shit faced wasted."

"Don't give the fake bitches nothin'."

"I mean I can party with the best of 'em but at the end of the day you want somebody that's solid, you know what I mean?"

"Bret and I had a hot night in the city of sin and that's all I have to say about it."

"Brandy, when we were in the hotel room that night after my show and I was holding your head up from the toilet you looked me right in the eyes and you said, 'I love you and I want to make this work' and it really made me believe in what you were saying."