CRYING SATURN GUITAR

I recorded my fourth album, "Crying Saturn Guitar," yesterday when the moon was waxing in Capricorn and I was crying. David uploaded it to Bandcamp today. Snatch it up. Get healthy, rich and happy. (((suBLiMiNaL)))

 

conFeSsioN

I confess. I adore this process.
Oh this group of people hates this group of people and fires are burning here and a hurricane is raging there and thoughts and prayers for latest school shooting and our hearts are with the families of the victims of the latest gated subdivision horror story and this execution was terribly botched and that execution was livestreamed and this war and these pockets bulging with blood money and JESUS IS COMING BACK (he better hurry his ass UP, won't be much left by the time he arrives) and another celebrity overdose (TRAGIC) and another outburst on another American airplane and the newest latte flavor (exciting) and the newest autumn candle (most exciting thing in several years) and another Taylor Swift album (throw a party, bake cupcakes) and oh my god the tiger ate him up and oh yay another poetry collection that references Bukowski and I'm over here strumming my out of tune electric guitar purchased in a sketchy warehouse in Belize City snapping shots of snowy egrets on the roof writing down the bones (they are legion) playing with scissors and tape and having the audacity to call it ART. Excuse me while I lick the clouds from the unapologetically azure sky.

 

CASEY KASEM aSTRoLoGY

There's a busted jukebox in my head that is always playing.

This is Venus in Aquarius.

This is Mercury in Pisces.

This is anything in Pisces.

This is MARS in Capricorn.

This IS sun in AquaRiuS.

This is moon in ViRGo.

This is Mars square Pluto.

And this is Virgo rising.

 

swooncaKe coLLaGe

STELLA watches out the window for Dada not realizing she's facing the wrong direction. 
The window above the kitchen sink faces west.
Dada could be seen walking home from the market from the bedroom window, which faces east.

We are all retarded.

This swooncaKe coLLaGe was created only a few minutes ago. You may purchaSe.

This might very well be clickbait noiSe but at least it isn't ragebait noiSe or even worse, tardbait noiSe.
 

TROPICAL WINDOW // SATURATED

+ dream noiSe

 

TAROT NADA

People have all kinds of idiotic ideas about tarot. Tarot is EVIL. Tarot is SATANIC. If you consult a deck of tarot cards JESUS will CRY. I call bullshit. But. On the flip side there are people who believe tarot is some kind of magical tool that will save your fucking life. I think people give entirely too much power to something that is, in the 21st century, mass produced and available at the website that owns the planet (as well as ETSY where baby witches go to die). The Ouija board never scared me, either. I'd go to slumber parties when I was a kid in Wichita Falls, Texas where there was always at least one little bitch who would burst into tears whenever the Ouija board was brought out.

My favorite quote of all time is attributed to Gertrude Stein and is available on pillows and coffee mugs at Redbubble.

There ain't no answer.
There ain't gonna be any answer.
There never has been an answer.
That's the answer.

All that being said, I've made a decent amount of money with tarot cards since 2019. I have two monetized YouTube channels and a roster of clients. A few days ago a subscriber asked about a deck I created a few years ago. I'd deleted the design and all others from my storefront. Well, the subscriber inspired me to create a new deck. Here it is. Tarot Nada. Gertrude Stein (Aquarian) is the Queen of Swords.

 

THROW A PILLOW

Throw this pillow at someone you deeply adore.

Hang this poster above your computer.

The word on the street is that Jesus saves so you don't have to.

Yesterday I did something I had not done in a very long time. I created a tarot deck. It will be available for sale once The Powers That Be approve my deck, which I created using Canva Pro. I'm a professional. I wake up, eat JIF extra crunchy from the jar with a ripe banana, drink black coffee and get to work. The wheel of fortune does not play favorites but Saturn does. I've got gold stars across my little chart.