SATURDAY is STILL & ALWAYS SPONSORED by SATURN

 

STELLA'S FAVORITE POETRY COLLECTION

 

Mommy? Stella read the best poetry collection this morning.
These poems have titles like WEEPING REVERSE COWGIRL, FUCK FRENZY, LAST OF THE SUMMER CUM, WHEN WE ROLL IT'S RAPE, BABY and SO DEEP IT PUTS HER ARSE TO SLEEP. See, Mommy? No boring titles like the ones you usually see in poetry collections. Nothing dumb like The World is Ending And So Am I or I Want To See More Butterflies Less Machine Guns.

Stella make pee pee now. Bye.

GeTTiNG DoMiNo'S eVeRY niGHT // sex is aLRiGHT

 

People are buying pizza from Domino's and socks from Dollar Tree and burgers from Wendy's and orange chicken from Panda Express and batteries from Dollar General and flags from Tractor Supply and onion rings from Dairy Queen and vibrators and panties and tarot decks and faux leather bondage chokers from the website that owns the planet. People are buying Super Cherry Extra and STUNT COCK (expurgated & unexpurgated) and Fuckerbutt Happy Time and Bullshit Rodeo. Gracias, babies. GRACIAS.

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SNATCH IT UP

STUNT COCK is available for purchase.
We have zero interest in making the book affordable for the average consumer.
If Americans have a problem with the price maybe buy a book instead of a Papa John's pizza.
I don't know.
Choose your own adventure.

LOCATED

 This is where we're located.

STELLA

I'm drinking Stella in pubs with my man. 
I am officially British now.

STUNT COCK

 

 

Yes, bitch. This is the book you have been waiting for. This is the book we will be loved and hated for and remembered by. "Eat this and remember me." (JESUS)