STRINGS

David is cracking that colonizer whip insisting that I take a break from making noiSe and shuffling tarot cards. WRITE, BITCH. WRITE!!! I am acquiescing. I am submitting. I have written two stories for our latest collaboration in progress, RETARD PENIS. Stay posted. Bye.

 

BUILD A BRAND

 

 

coconuts 

 

bananas 

 cherries

LIMES 

MASTERED THE UNIVERSE

 

 

I put my sophomore effort together yesterday and when I woke up this morning David told me he put it up on Bandcamp. Happy fucking Full Moon in Aquarius! What the fuck are laurels and why would I rest on them? I don't get out much and I don't feel like sitting around working jigsaw puzzles, spying on random fuckerbutts, watching the latest trash on whatever. I don't have any pets. I don't have a monster truck or a golf cart. I spent 53 years of my life in the United States and have burned every bridge but one. So this is how I spend my time, creating noise and art and books like my ass is on fire. It kind of is. 

 

DEEP JUNGLE BABY

 angel bubbles etcetera

no church will have us

sunday morning so alive so glad

 

paRiS architecture + noiSe

I adore this fucking process.

 

YOU COME HERE OFTEN

xxx oRiGiNaL TaSTe xxx

 

STELLA in PaRiS

 

SATURDAY is STILL & ALWAYS SPONSORED by SATURN

 

GeTTiNG DoMiNo'S eVeRY niGHT // sex is aLRiGHT

 

 

 

People are buying pizza from Domino's and socks from Dollar Tree and burgers from Wendy's and orange chicken from Panda Express and batteries from Dollar General and flags from Tractor Supply and onion rings from Dairy Queen and vibrators and panties and tarot decks and faux leather bondage chokers from the website that owns the planet. People are buying Super Cherry Extra and STUNT COCK (expurgated & unexpurgated) and Fuckerbutt Happy Time and Bullshit Rodeo. Gracias, babies. GRACIAS.

xxxxxxxx oo xxxxxxx

 
 

STUNT COCK

 

 

Yes, bitch. This is the book you have been waiting for. This is the book we will be loved and hated for and remembered by. "Eat this and remember me." (JESUS)