SATURDAY is STILL & ALWAYS SPONSORED by SATURN

 

GeTTiNG DoMiNo'S eVeRY niGHT // sex is aLRiGHT

 

 

 

People are buying pizza from Domino's and socks from Dollar Tree and burgers from Wendy's and orange chicken from Panda Express and batteries from Dollar General and flags from Tractor Supply and onion rings from Dairy Queen and vibrators and panties and tarot decks and faux leather bondage chokers from the website that owns the planet. People are buying Super Cherry Extra and STUNT COCK (expurgated & unexpurgated) and Fuckerbutt Happy Time and Bullshit Rodeo. Gracias, babies. GRACIAS.

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STUNT COCK

 

 

Yes, bitch. This is the book you have been waiting for. This is the book we will be loved and hated for and remembered by. "Eat this and remember me." (JESUS)