GOOGLE PENTACLES

            QUEEN OF DAMN PENTACLES
 

DATA CENTER ICE CREAM

 

     let's go let's go let's rocK n roLL 

some say it's a scam

 

(((((((( 808 )))))))) 

ORANGE FACE FOREVER

 

 

 

FLORIDA SUPERNATURAL 

 

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD VASELINE

SPIT ON IT

 

JAGUAR CHOMPS CROCODILE

SLOBBER is a collaborative effort between a big dick Aries & me, an Aquarian born in Texas against her wishes in 1973.

Snatch it up, bitches/cocksuckers/motherfuckers. 
 

GOOD RIDDANCE, PSYCHO PIG SCUM

Yeah, fuck Lindsey Graham. 
Beautiful synchronicity.
Just a couple of days ago I texted my son, "Death to Trump and his ilk."

One down.
Many more to go.
Burn every American flag to ashes.
Burn your goddamn Taylor Swift and Beyonce albums and every edition of the bible.

I have stomped the dirt of the USA from my cowboy boots.
Puke. Puke. Puke.
I'm sweating in Belize and have never felt stronger better more alive. Kiss every inch of my ass.

Why am I such an angry woman?
Well, shit. Not sure where to start.
I only learned about William Sascha Riley a few days ago, which prompted the text I sent my son.

I'm no longer interested in casting pearls before swine.
I'm putting my pearls in my books.
Here's the latest.
It's a collaborative poetry collection, the last in a trilogy.
The language is quite strong.

Zero fucking apologies.

 

DEEP JUNGLE BABY

 angel bubbles etcetera

no church will have us

sunday morning so alive so glad

 

BeLiZe eTceTeRa

BOO.

 

noiSe suRPLuS

######### noiSe #########

 

SEVENTEENTH

seventeenth

 

ALL the noiSe you will EVER NEED plus eXTRa

SUPER CHERRY EXTRA

!!! noiSe !!!

........ noiSe ........

(((((((( NOISE ))))))))

 

paRiS architecture + noiSe

I adore this fucking process.

 

every garment tells a story

zZz 1331 zZz

 

GENERIC TRASH ROCK

 

influences include broken appliances

YOU COME HERE OFTEN

xxx oRiGiNaL TaSTe xxx

 

S U B L I M I N A L

((( hypnotized )))

 

HIGH TEA

photograph of STELLA taken in paRiS // april 2026

 

BESOS BESOS BESOS

beSoS beSoS beSoS

 

AMERICAN AS COCA-COLA

         oh swig oh salud oh salute hallelujah

 

aPoCaLyPSe haul

photo taken in the uk // noiSe made in BeLiZe

 

ARIES AQUARIUS COLLABORATION

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We will ROCK you.

 

DIRTIER BY THE MOUTHFUL

fuck off, fuckers

 

YOU WILL NOT FIND ME

 

You will not find me in Walmart, baby doll.

cool as a goddamn cucumber

cucumber

 

250

celebrate with spam sandwiches & budweiser

 

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CREDIT SCORE

 

wash beige lace bra by hand

Here is the essential information. 
De nada, pilgrim. De nada.

 

DO NOT FEED THE SNAKES

It is not in your best interest to feed the snakes.
 

CUMMING SOON

 

see you next TueSDaY

BEAT THESE PRICES

BeLiZe BeaTs eTceTeRa

 

discount code is FUCK OFF

You wouldn't get it.
 

panama city to belize city

 

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK

 

 

 

 

You will be offended.

Do not buy this book. 

 

Listen to some nice free noise music instead. 

SPONSORED BY NUTELLA

STUNT COCK is sponsored by weed & NUTELLA. 
Purple Pieman urges you to purchase all three immediately.

PAYMENT DECLINED

 

ABANDON ALL HOPE

 

TEX MEX IN PARIS

 

Just Trying To Buy A Goddamn Apple

 

LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK

 

WORMWOOD

 

JUPITER in CANCER

 

STELLA in PaRiS

 

ONLY BOOK YOU WILL EVER NEED

This is the only book you will ever need. I might be exaggerating. American Christian troglodytes will say the bible (which one? Daddy always said, "If it ain't King James it ain't right" and I tend to agree. I brought my burgundy King James bible to the UK and will be carrying it with me on the plane that transports me to my new home in a few months) is the only book you need. Oh fuck off, Kanye. STUNT COCK is the only illustrated unexpurgated poetry collection you will ever need, created as it was by a brilliant Aries daddy and a crazy frothing at the mouth Aquarius witch slut. It's all noise. It's all theatre. If you must gobble popcorn order extra butter and wash it down with an Indio if you can find one. Salud.

SATURDAY is STILL & ALWAYS SPONSORED by SATURN

 

STELLA'S FAVORITE POETRY COLLECTION

 

Mommy? Stella read the best poetry collection this morning.
These poems have titles like WEEPING REVERSE COWGIRL, FUCK FRENZY, LAST OF THE SUMMER CUM, WHEN WE ROLL IT'S RAPE, BABY and SO DEEP IT PUTS HER ARSE TO SLEEP. See, Mommy? No boring titles like the ones you usually see in poetry collections. Nothing dumb like The World is Ending And So Am I or I Want To See More Butterflies Less Machine Guns.

Stella make pee pee now. Bye.

GeTTiNG DoMiNo'S eVeRY niGHT // sex is aLRiGHT

 

 

 

People are buying pizza from Domino's and socks from Dollar Tree and burgers from Wendy's and orange chicken from Panda Express and batteries from Dollar General and flags from Tractor Supply and onion rings from Dairy Queen and vibrators and panties and tarot decks and faux leather bondage chokers from the website that owns the planet. People are buying Super Cherry Extra and STUNT COCK (expurgated & unexpurgated) and Fuckerbutt Happy Time and Bullshit Rodeo. Gracias, babies. GRACIAS.

xxxxxxxx oo xxxxxxx

 
 

SNATCH IT UP

STUNT COCK is available for purchase.
We have zero interest in making the book affordable for the average consumer.
If Americans have a problem with the price maybe buy a book instead of a Papa John's pizza.
I don't know.
Choose your own adventure.

LOCATED

 This is where we're located.

STELLA

I'm drinking Stella in pubs with my man. 
I am officially British now.

STUNT COCK

 

 

Yes, bitch. This is the book you have been waiting for. This is the book we will be loved and hated for and remembered by. "Eat this and remember me." (JESUS)