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DO NOT READ THIS BOOK

 

 

 

 

You will be offended.

Do not buy this book. 

 

Listen to some nice free noise music instead. 

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JUPITER in CANCER

 

STELLA in PaRiS

 

ONLY BOOK YOU WILL EVER NEED

This is the only book you will ever need. I might be exaggerating. American Christian troglodytes will say the bible (which one? Daddy always said, "If it ain't King James it ain't right" and I tend to agree. I brought my burgundy King James bible to the UK and will be carrying it with me on the plane that transports me to my new home in a few months) is the only book you need. Oh fuck off, Kanye. STUNT COCK is the only illustrated unexpurgated poetry collection you will ever need, created as it was by a brilliant Aries daddy and a crazy frothing at the mouth Aquarius witch slut. It's all noise. It's all theatre. If you must gobble popcorn order extra butter and wash it down with an Indio if you can find one. Salud.

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STELLA'S FAVORITE POETRY COLLECTION

 

Mommy? Stella read the best poetry collection this morning.
These poems have titles like WEEPING REVERSE COWGIRL, FUCK FRENZY, LAST OF THE SUMMER CUM, WHEN WE ROLL IT'S RAPE, BABY and SO DEEP IT PUTS HER ARSE TO SLEEP. See, Mommy? No boring titles like the ones you usually see in poetry collections. Nothing dumb like The World is Ending And So Am I or I Want To See More Butterflies Less Machine Guns.

Stella make pee pee now. Bye.

GeTTiNG DoMiNo'S eVeRY niGHT // sex is aLRiGHT

 

 

 

People are buying pizza from Domino's and socks from Dollar Tree and burgers from Wendy's and orange chicken from Panda Express and batteries from Dollar General and flags from Tractor Supply and onion rings from Dairy Queen and vibrators and panties and tarot decks and faux leather bondage chokers from the website that owns the planet. People are buying Super Cherry Extra and STUNT COCK (expurgated & unexpurgated) and Fuckerbutt Happy Time and Bullshit Rodeo. Gracias, babies. GRACIAS.

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