aRe YOU ReaDY foR RETARD PENIS?

"Ready or NOT, here I CUM!"

Yes, boo. RETARD PENIS is ready for YOU.
Are you weary of the usual shit being churned out by Random Penguin and POETS R US? Then you are in for quite the treat.

BLuRB from maNKaTo, resident iguana:

I shit all over these pages. Trees were killed for THIS???