STRINGS

David is cracking that colonizer whip insisting that I take a break from making noiSe and shuffling tarot cards. WRITE, BITCH. WRITE!!! I am acquiescing. I am submitting. I have written two stories for our latest collaboration in progress, RETARD PENIS. Stay posted. Bye.

 

STUNT COCK

 

 

Yes, bitch. This is the book you have been waiting for. This is the book we will be loved and hated for and remembered by. "Eat this and remember me." (JESUS)