Friday, December 19, 2025

Generous Review of Super Cherry Extra

Muchas gracias (I'm a gringa who is often asked in YouTube comments why I speak Spanish...my succinct reply: IT'S PRETTIER THAN ENGLISH!!! FUCK OFF!!!) to Pella and Michele. I am not worthy. Also, I let the Costco membership lapse so now I have to make the trek to Trader Joe's for my alkaline water. Oh, and allow me to clarify: I am not saying axe murderers are better than MFA poets. I am saying axe murderers are better than writers, period, because they only kill you once.

Happy holidays, motherfuckers. Try not to kill anyone with your words or with an axe or a chainsaw or gun or knife or car or anything else. Kill your precious gods instead. 

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