"In true Bret Michaels fashion here's the way the party went: I grabbed my cheap boombox and mic'd it up with my PA mics and the party rolled."
"Lacey is a nasty mean dumb fucking cunt bitch."
"Lacey is a complete crazy psychotic cold-hearted bitch."
"Do you really want a girlfriend who's known for blow jobs?"
"Lacey's just a fuckin' dirty sneaky whore and she looks like a man, she looks like she's possessed by Devil, she's just a freak."
"Brandy's kind of a tomboy, you know. She's one of those girls that can change your tire and at the same time you want to have sex with her. That's a win win."
"Lacey just sucks at life."
"I really really like Sam a lot but she's kind of bipolar."
"She's just here because she wants to say she fucked a rock star or at least gave him a blow job, hence the name Blow Job Brandy."
"Watching him perform onstage I feel even closer to him than I ever did before. You know, he's just so powerful, the songs are so powerful, and I get to see him as a musician."
"They just started grabbing bottles and chugging. These girls are going along with the band members trying to act cool or something. I'm not about to do that because I actually want to spend time with Bret. I don't want to get all shit faced wasted."
"Don't give the fake bitches nothin'."
"I mean I can party with the best of 'em but at the end of the day you want somebody that's solid, you know what I mean?"
"Bret and I had a hot night in the city of sin and that's all I have to say about it."
"Brandy, when we were in the hotel room that night after my show and I was holding your head up from the toilet you looked me right in the eyes and you said, 'I love you and I want to make this work' and it really made me believe in what you were saying."
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