Saturday, March 4, 2017


Cougar Ketchup and Sally Mayonnaise are a fictional cracker couple.
They reside in San Antonio with their son, C.J., and their dog, Starbright.
Cougar is a greeter at Walmart. Sally is a lazy stay at home wife/mommy.
Each night I tell my son a new Cougar and Sally (and C.J.) story.
After each story I ask him,"How did you like that one?"
And he invariably tells me,"I give it googolplex stars!"
Someday when my head isn't up my ass I'll publish a series
of Cougar & Sally (and C.J.) books.
Then you can buy them.
They will be illustrated.

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