Wednesday, December 13, 2023

AGE RESTRICTIONS

I'm pretty sure FUCK is multipurpose.
FUCK does not discriminate.
FUCK can be lovely.
FUCK can be hateful.
My god. Who polices Sesame Street?
Meanwhile.

The breathing posing gesticulating
skeleton in too much makeup
that is Eugenia Cooney
continues to make that YouTube dollar.
Oh Holly Madison.
Brutalized by the monster that was
one Hugh Hefner but she continues
to gnaw the dry bone beyond the grave
and tell us more more more.
The Playboy Mansion butlers.
The Playboy Mansion slumber parties.
Oh girl. Whisper harder in our ears.
And get ready with me (Bailey) as I spill
the tea on Chris Watts.
Tell us all the dirt.
Let's listen to a mouth breathing idiot
kill his entire family
over and over again.
We love our murder in America.
Ted Bundy and chill.
Richard Ramirez and chill harder.
Manson still has groupies.
Waiting slobbering for the finally
released bitch's terribly deep memoir.
I Didn't Actually Kill Anyone and Anyway
I Was Young and Skinny and Pretty
and Fried on Acid.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Thank you, YouTube because.
How To Assemble an AR15.
The Lizard People Are Running Hollywood.
The Earth is FLAT and the moon is a HOLOGRAM.
Celebrities Never Really Kill Themselves
They Are Programmed By MK ULTRA
And Killed By Scientologist Overlords
Because They KNEW Too MUCH.
How To Lose Weight in 30 Days or LESS.
How To Get Fucked Without Really Trying.
How To Be The Perfect Woman.
How To Get The Perfect Man to Propose Marriage.
FIJI on a budget.
Live Off The Grid and BE FREE FOREVER.
How To Break a Soul Contract.
How To CUT CORDS.
How To HEX Haters.
School Shooter's Blood-Soaked Home Revealed.
Sandy Hook Was Staged.
Molly Carter Tells Us How To Find The Clitoris.
News you can use all the way to the broke ass grave.
Gracias. Gracias. Gracias.

I'm pretty sure FUCK YOU is all purpose
and organic and gluten free so eat some FUCK YOU 
today and raise your vibration.
Be sure to hit that thumb and click
the bell for notifications.
You don't want to miss out
on this
Great Value.

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