Dear Olga,
I hate it when people assume shit. Does SPAM ever work? It did not work in this instance. Wedding bells will not ring for us, alas. I do not have a penis. This is art, Olga. Olga...art this is NOT.
I was born on February 17, 1973 in Bridgeport, Texas which means that I am an Aquarian with a Virgo moon and a Virgo ascendant which means that:
1. I offend Pinterest moms.
2. I defy category.
3. I do not enjoy anal sex.
4. I do enjoy my purple elephant vibrator.
5. I write books and shit.
Much Sincere Disinterest,
Misti Rainwater-Lites
I hate it when people assume shit. Does SPAM ever work? It did not work in this instance. Wedding bells will not ring for us, alas. I do not have a penis. This is art, Olga. Olga...art this is NOT.
I was born on February 17, 1973 in Bridgeport, Texas which means that I am an Aquarian with a Virgo moon and a Virgo ascendant which means that:
1. I offend Pinterest moms.
2. I defy category.
3. I do not enjoy anal sex.
4. I do enjoy my purple elephant vibrator.
5. I write books and shit.
Much Sincere Disinterest,
Misti Rainwater-Lites
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