Tuesday, March 22, 2016

SEXY TIME

Most motherfuckers who write sexy Facebook sexy
slur sexy into Skype mic AIN'T SEXY.
I'm just sayin'...as they say.
Sex at Twitter.
Sex at Instagram.
Sex joke.
Sex mock.
Sex herd.
Sex flock.
Sex in Seeking.
Sex in Strictly Platonic.
Sex in stupid.
Sex in moronic.
Dr. Seuss was sexy.
Robert L. Trivers is sexy as fucking hell.
Evan Stone is sexy.
Not because he does porn.
Because he's goofy and makes me laugh my ass off.
Sex farm.
Sex harm.
Sex charm.
Sex karma.
Sex pharma.
Once...in Mexico...the shop owner told my
buddy (for lack of a better word)
that he would hook him up with some Viagra.
My buddy is sixty-one years old
and I can tell you straight
and for a motherfucking fact:
he don't need no stinkin' Viagra.
Sex wrecks.
Sex checks.
I'm putting a purple hex
on people who pretend to be sexy
when actually they are not
because they are addicted to meth
and have bad breath
and don't know how to
nurture a kitten
write a book
make a pot of green chile stew
paint an ironic penis on a melancholy rodeo clown.
You get the gist.
I get the jism.
Gee whiz.
What to do with all this JIZ
in my life?
I don't know.
Guess I'll write
a book
about it.

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