Friday, March 4, 2016

They love me in Germany.

German visitors top the Chupacabra Disco stats. Danke schon. I will never visit Germany. It doesn't top my list. A friend asked me if I could go anywhere in the world where would I go. I said,"Paris. Wait. Can I change my mind? Mexico City." But now I'm thinking of Lima, Peru. I bought a bag of ginger roots last night. On the back I saw MADE IN PERU. I sighed.

Portugal comes in a close second. I considered moving to Lisbon in 2012. I moved to San Francisco instead. I love the idea of Portugal. I love the idea of Spain. I love the idea of Norway. I love the idea of Finland. And I'm all about Mexico. And Peru.

I do not love the idea of Germany. I do not love the idea of Italy.

Lo siento, babies.

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