TAXI LOCO

Una noche que estaba haciendo
mi trabajo.
In other words I was driving my taxi
down a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair.
Yo estaba con vida?
Creo que estaba.
I had pussy on my tongue.
So it was night in the desert
and I was doing my job
driving my taxi
and yes.
I was quite alive.
De repente...La Llorona.
La ruca queria un paseo.
"Cuanto cuesta?" ella pregunto.
"Dos pesos," indique.
La luna era un culo gordo.
Todos estaban felices.
Incluso las aranas.
Hice el dinero esa noche
and then I went home
to my sanguine wife.
GUAPO (she calls me)
y papi grande
y mijo.